This comic is funny because it seems that now you have to do blowjobs.

WTF is wrong with that dumbass. Fat people should take whatever they can get.

there is a fat pedo in the board, go with him, you will have sex and save a girl

lol'd

CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

wat

Suffice it to say I have spent months talking to this girl online and we spent 30 hours together in real life and we both had a great time and really like each other.

But I am being a faggot and dont want to get in a long distance relationship where I would see her MAYBE twice a year... Am I being a faggot for not wanting this relationship or am I being a faggot for trying to end what could be the best relationship of my life?

Is there any way out of this situation that doesnt make me a faggot?

>>3099
Take what you can get man. If you search forever it ain't never gonna come to you. That's what I learned... You gotta wait for it to come along and go with the flow. You might feel uncomfortable waiting for something to happen because you may think it's impossible and a bad end is inevitable. But keep your chin up, keep your head on straight and do what makes you most happy.

Meet the girl, kill her so you never have to worry about her ever again. oh yeah and hide the corpse really well. like let it rot in the middle of the pacific ocean and cut her open for sharks to enjoy.

Totally not a faggot move at all.

>>3119

>>3006
What the fuck was I on when I wrote that...? I suck at physics!

>>1606
The reason why "it" happened is; You're now dating someone else, she therefore assumes you've gotten over her or at least moved on, she therefore assumes the two of you can hang out as friends again. You got along great, that's what she honestly missed. Stop thinking shit up just because your cock is all over the place

fucking morons... Also there is still no such thing as "friend-zone". If there's serious potential between two people, being friends is the best place to be. I know this for a fact.

>>3019
NO U.
Friendzone exists.
Also the thing that makes something valuable is when you can't you have it. She can't have OP anymore, so bam.

>>3019

How can she assume if she had no idea he was seeing someone else? [/phoenix wright]

>>3074
DOHOHOHOHO

It's not difficult to beat a man with wooden knees at a race. A fat Asian woman could do it.

Let's be honest: most Obama supporters were idiots.
Ron Paul '12

Where's the pictures?

Oh right, there are none, because this was made by a woman. I was going to say "no girls on internet", etc, but no man gives even remotely as much a shit about feelings like this.

Seriously, stop fucking using comics as an excuse to make people feel bad for you. Stick to journals on your favourite shitty social networking site. Sticking two fucking stick figures to give yourself and to put your emo story to it, calling it a "comic", is just a fucking joke.

This is a horrible feelings-infested tumor. No one gives a flying shit about your feelings. The ENTIRE comic consists of two stick figures satirically going over your entire relationship with the various people in just one paragraph (LOL YOU'RE SO CLEVER).


You obviously have no skills in drawing or forming relationships. However, you do have one gift as a female that could have eliminated your grief over your situation and therefore this comic: tits.

1. Show tits
2. ????
3. PROFIT

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>>3104

lolz

>>3104
ahahahahahahah

Oh my, i truly feel sorry for you, an uggo and an Std. Good times!

6.5 drunk and 2 sober ? You got shit in your eyes.
The true story is that she was like 4/10 drunk and you fucked her anyway.
We don't mind that but assume your decision of fucking an ugly girl (which I sometimes do BTW, no shame)
Assume your mistakes
that's what a man do.

>>3090

"TOUCH IT! JUST TOUCH IT!!"

me too.

>>3096 she enlisted 4 of her friends to hold him down. He became depressed after.

HONK HONK

>>3096
Instead of telling us that you should just make a paint comic.